As recorded by Greg Olson
Note from the
author: The following piece is
fictional, the thoughts and advice are from an imaginary character. Any resemblance to someone living or dead is
perhaps not all that surprising.
Hopefully, there is connection to anyone that is both, living and dead.
I was born here in the United States of America. Being a natural born United States citizen
gives me certain rights in accordance with the Constitution of the United
States. Further, our economic and
political systems ensure additional rights that are potentially open to all US
citizens. Some consider these rights to
be privileges. However, I not only
consider them rights, but duties or obligations that pertain to my specific
position in society.
It is important to consider the
main aspect of my position, personal wealth.
There are numerous ways to achieve considerable personal wealth, but
what seems to trouble so many detractors is whether or not wealth was
earned. The next complaint by those who
would disparage the top echelons of our society is how personal wealth is
handled in dealing with people in lesser positions. With these things in mind, I begin my
treatise.
The dollars saved in my off shore
bank accounts were earned. This has
allowed me to use my skill in taking advantage of the opportunities presented
to me by open and fair markets to increase my wealth the same as anyone else in
my position. I am confident that my
fellow political party members in lesser positions will fight and die to keep
America safe and my position in society safe, because it is the right thing for
them to do. It is my fervent hope that
someday all Americans will know the joy of this patriotic calling.
Again it needs to be restated, all my money was
earned. The people that earned it were
confident in my ability to improve the economy as I accumulated their
earnings. This money represents sweat and
blood, my friends. Considering the
sacrifice required earning this money, it logical that this money should not be
taken from me through immoral taxation based on the value of my accumulation or
the quantity of income derived from this accumulation. No, when I make investments, it isn’t done
for the sole purpose of supplying my rightful income; it is to provide jobs
commensurate with the societal positions of large numbers of honest hard
working, wage earning Americans and their counterparts the world over.
Free market forces for the benefit of the global
economy help to ensure low prices for consumer goods that help to keep demand
high for those goods. At the same time
the need for production of these goods provides jobs that do not require
expensive, high levels of training or education. It is easy to see how this opens a panacea of
opportunity for workers. Not only do
workers benefit from abundant job opportunities; businessmen are able to expand
their operations due to reduced costs.
In this way the forces of supply and demand work to benefit the most
those people in our society that truly deserve the benefit.
Some people have impugned the efforts of my
ancestors. They have implied that the
money my family has provided me was somehow tainted. They degrade the very foundation of our nation. As I have already written, someone earned
every dollar I own. Earned, not sucked
from society or myself in some give away scheme like welfare that unfairly
takes money that is rightfully mine.
Welfare is a scheme that transfers my wealth to someone that could
otherwise be a valued, producing member of society or a warrior for democracy
and freedom.
Readers, do
you honestly believe that the old, the infirm, or the poor are happy in their
positions in life? Welfare just prolongs
their agony. What we need to do is pull
the rug out from under people in these positions so that they can wake up and
make the coffee. From experience I can
tell you that my own upstairs maid doesn’t need both her feet to stand on when
she makes up the beds and carries the soiled linens to the laundry in the
basement level. Hopping has actually
improved her cardiovascular health. I’m
not saying this just because she’s my mother either. Just think, if I provided insurance benefits
for my numerous household staff, she might not have lost that foot and heart disease
could have taken the ninety-third birthday from someone who proves their value
to society 24/7.
Using this same premise, consider the provision of
living quarters for the household staff on my estate. While this action did provide a well-deserved
tax shelter for me, most importantly it provided privately funded housing for
low income Americans. This housing was
not constructed in the flamboyant manner of some state or federal public
housing development you may have seen in some inner city ghetto. No, these houses will remind the occupants
daily that they should strive continuously to improve their situations in
society. I can tell you, it warms my
heart to think of the incentives that I am able to provide to people in lesser
positions than myself.
Proper education, like the housing I just described,
can be used to help keep our society on track.
The books I sell at a normal and fair profit to my household staff allow
them the opportunity to provide moral, parent guided home schooling for their offspring. The books are especially selected to ensure
the children will be ready to take their parents places in the household when
their parents pass on. There isn’t a
concern for these children about how they will support their parents in
retirement since they know their parents will never be forced to retire. My staff members can work right up to their
last day, happy in the knowledge that they have given it their all.
These children are not bothered with scientific sex
education or birth control. Heaven
forbid they should deprive the work force of additional members. Believe this, these kids have prayer in
school. In my experience no group is
more consistent in their beseeching prayers than workers in my employ.
The principles used in my home are easily applied in
business. Morally and ethically we
should not allow ourselves to deprive the people we deal with of the
opportunity know their place in society.
It is not my fault if financial position provides me with an advantage
in business dealings. Every opportunity
needs to be used to keep me in my position so that I can keep other people from
losing their incentive to participate.
Starvation is a friend in this situation. Being beaten down is not the demoralizing
threat some would have you believe. No,
keeping your head down ensures your ability to stay on the right path.
In summation, let us remember a few things:
1. If you are wealthy, it was
meant to be and you can’t help that and you certainly can’t help anyone if you
are poor.
2. Low wages and Spartan
working conditions keep business costs down so that profits are not bled away
in a manner that would force workers to think they have a higher value or
position in life. Low wages equals more
jobs.
3. High wages rob workers of
their incentive to work. High wages
equal fewer jobs. Look at me, how many
people could society pay the amount that I make in a year?
4. Men and, especially, women
cannot be trusted to make moral decisions regarding their own health. We must not get caught in the trap of providing
health benefits for anyone and risk the possibility that people lose their fear
of getting sick. Choices are not good
for little people.
5. When a worker gets sick and
dies, the gene pool is strengthened.
This is especially true in the case of younger workers of pre-child
bearing age. Death is society’s future
fitness program and it helps to relieve over crowding.
6. Sex education and birth
control make the military recruiter’s job more difficult and it is detrimental
to work force numbers.
7. People in lower positions
are in those positions in order to keep their betters on top and they are
willing to do this because it is the morally correct thing for them to do.
8. Vote Republican.